Horizon Air: The Airline of My Dreams

I recently had the unexpected pleasure of flying Horizon Air, a regional subsidiary of Alaska Air with hubs in Portland and Seattle. I found myself on Horizon on a short flight from San Jose to Moscow, Idaho (via Seattle) to attend my cousin's wedding. Not expecting anything different from Horizon, I was at first suprised by the flight attendant's laid back and personable style while making the standard safety presentation. She was cracking jokes and smiling, like she was actually having fun sharing boring mandatory information with us. I have to admit, over the hundreds of flights I have taken, I have come accross the occasional flight attendant magician or comedian, so this by itself was not enough to thoroughly impress me.
It was what came next that really blew me away. As you know, over the last several years airplane food and snacks have gone downhill, recently to a point I would describe as ROCK BOTTOM. We went from complimentary almonds and filet mignon to "snack mix" and $5 snack boxes.
So when the flight attendant handed me a generously sized bag of Tim's Cascade spicy sweet bbq potato chips (delicious) and offered me a COMPLIMENTARY glass of Red Hook ESB or wine from a local Washington winery, I was scared. Was this real? Was she trying to lull us into docile sheep because we were all about to die? Maybe so, because she came back without the beverage cart with the bottle of beer and asked me and my fellow passangers if she could top of our drinks, or if we needed anything else. And not in a fake, this-is-my-job-but-I-don't-really-like-you kind of way, but in a genuine I-am-the-host-of-a-party-in-the-sky kind of way.
So, no, we did not die, and yes, Horizon is for real. They are like a sparkling jewel among a field of lead. As flying becomes more and more of a nightmare, Horizon makes flying a not-so-bad experience. I mean really, who is going to make a fuss on an airplane when they are getting free alcohol and yummy snacks? Not me!
So my question to all you other "airlines" is...what is wrong with you!!!! Too bad Horizon is so small, otherwise I would fly with them exclusively.
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